Ode to My Meat
   by Poet Laureate Stig Riesling  

The Five Monarchs of Meatonia
Those raucous-loud boasters
Hold their staffs aloft
And cry to the regal roasters -
"Bring us a leg, the shank of a beast!
A boatful of gravy, all juicy with grease!"

King One wants it thin-sliced
And served upon bread
King Two wants it...